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Made for the Ones Who Actually Show Up.
Badge, hose, or radio ... if you've lived it, you get it. Handcuffs & Hoses makes gear for the rivalry, the roasts, and the brotherhood that nobody outside the job will ever fully understand.
You wouldn't get it. Unless you would.
🚓 Police Humor
🚒 Firefighter Humor
Printed in the USA
FAQ's
Where are you located?
Made in the USA. No debate.
That's where your shirt is born. American hands, American ink, American attitude.
International? We've got you covered too — printers worldwide so your gear shows up faster than backup on a Tuesday night.
Do you ship internationally?
Short answer? Yes. We've got print partners stationed around the globe so your order ships fast and doesn't rack up more miles than a rookie on their first week.
Whether you're in Canada, Europe, Australia, or somewhere we can barely find on a map — we've got you covered.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Absolutely. We don't just send your order out and ghost you like a bad partner. Once your shirt ships, you'll get a tracking number straight to your inbox so you can stalk your package every step of the way.
What materials are your products made of?
We roll with the Gildan 64000. Soft, lightweight, and built to last. Basically the opposite of department-issued gear. Just a solid tee you'll actually reach for on your day off.