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Whether it’s breakfast, lunch, or dinner, apparently nothing gets dispatch more motivated than a fire crew finally sitting down to eat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned by \u003cstrong\u003eHandcuffs \u0026amp; Hoses\u003c\/strong\u003e, this firefighter humor shirt celebrates one of the most predictable laws of the fire service—\u003cstrong\u003eif the meal looks good, somebody is about to call 911.\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s made for career firefighters, volunteers, engine crews, truck companies, and anyone who has abandoned a perfectly good dinner to answer the next call.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt makes a great firefighter gift for birthdays, Christmas, academy graduations, retirement, promotions, or just for the person on your crew who keeps suggesting meals that take two hours to cook.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it off duty, to crew get-togethers, cookouts, breweries, or anywhere firefighters gather and complain about all the meals they never got to finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHIRT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-Shirt\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • 100% ring-spun cotton on solid colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Soft, lightweight feel for everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Modern classic fit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Unisex sizing\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Crew neckline\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Short sleeves\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Tubular construction without side seams\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Ribbed collar designed to retain its shape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Tear-away label\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Durable printed design\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Multiple colors and sizes available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e • Printed to order\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFIT \u0026amp; SIZING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a unisex shirt with a modern classic fit. Check the size chart before ordering for the best fit. For a looser or oversized fit, consider ordering one size up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the printed design. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDinner’s ready. 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